Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Knock! Knock!

Knock Knock jokes are a fun way to pass time between
learning time and lunch.

I taught the preschoolers how to tell knock knock jokes by telling them what to say and when. As time has gone on, they're coming up with their own versions.

Some of our favorite knock knock jokes:

Knock Knock Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Moo. Moo, who? Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ya. Ya who? What are you getting so excited about?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry. It's only me.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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